Quench your thirst for life

1 hour
500

2 hours
900

3 hours
1200

4 hours
1600

6 hours
2000

14 hours- overnight
4000

24 hours- full day
5500

48 hours- a weekend away
9500

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Fly-me-to-you

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Adventures in the Lower 48

  • East Coast (4-hour minimum)

  • Central US (6-hour minimum)

  • West Coast (14-hour minimum)

  • Business/first Class flight costs additional

  • 4 or 5 star hotel accommodations may be necessary

Adventures Abroad (+HI & AK)

  • Passport ready

  • 48-hour minimum date

  • Please inquire for extended dates

  • Business/first Class flight costs additional

  • 4 or 5 star hotel accommodations may be necessary

Take note

My consideration is to be made in cash, placed in an unsealed envelope and set on the bathroom counter prior to my arrival. If we are meeting in public, I prefer my consideration in your favorite book or a gift bag. If you are coming to me, please place the envelope on the desk upon entering.

This will not be discussed in person, over the phone, or through email.

Couples

Yes, I do see couples! Both parties need to be enthusiastic about our date and must be screened separately. The lady of the house will always call the shots and set the tone. +200 for couples. 

Deposits

A deposit of 25% is required for all bookings (50% for fly-me-to-you bookings) to ensure my availability. Without a deposit, our plans are only tentative and I cannot guarantee my availability.  

Cancellations

Life happens and sometimes even the best-laid plans go awry. I request that you provide me at least 48 hours notice of a cancellation. For cancellations without ample notice, 100% of the donation is expected and the deposit is forfeit. Please be considerate of my time, as I will always be with yours.

If I must cancel for any reason, I will either return your deposit in full or apply it to a future date. Your choice. It is likely that I will include additional time on the house to our future date as a gesture of my sincerest apologies.

Clara's 10 Commandments: the fine print

Do you see...?

I see everyone, assuming you screen well and are a pleasant person. I do not discriminate based on race, disability, gender, religion, sexual orientation, etc..  If you have any special needs, please let me know ahead of our date so that I can prepare appropriately.

What will you wear?

My style is classic, elegant and sophisticated. I can dress up or I can dress down based on our date. The best way to ensure that I wear exactly what you desire is to gift it to me. I am more than happy to accommodate special requests within reason.

Do you provide references?

I will absolutely provide references for friends that I've seen within the past 6 months. Please confirm with me ahead of time before listing me as a reference-- be sure to include the provider's information so that I know to expect an email from them.

Advance Booking

I do my best to accommodate but am often not available for same or next day appointments. I put in a lot of effort preparing for our date and am unfortunately not able to magically make everything come together on short notice. More often than not, I can be found on a long, sweaty hike with my dogs or coming back from a quick skinny-dip in the ocean rather than monitoring my email. Requests with 72+ hours notice are preferred-- please plan accordingly.

In date extensions are subject to a 500 fee + additional consideration owed.

Rest + Social Time

Engagements 3+ hours require some kind of social outing. Need ideas? I've got you covered ;) 

This soft, curvaceous body that you adore so much needs at least 7 hours of uninterrupted beauty sleep each night to ensure maximum vim and vigor. Kudos if coffee and soy creamer are made available in the morning.

For dates that are 24+ hours, I suggest that we both take 2-3 hours of alone time per day to recharge.

Hygiene

Please be freshly showered and fragrance free. I love the smell of minty fresh breath. If we enjoy food or cocktails during our date, it is expected that we will both freshen up before any high-jinx occurs. 

Alcohol, etc.

I do not smoke, use drugs, or drink excessively. If you do, please refrain from doing so before our date or in my presence. I love sharing a bottle of wine over sultry conversation, but I ask that you wait until after I arrive to open the bottle.

My safety is my number one priority and I reserve the right to terminate a date without refund if I feel it is being compromised.

Review Policy

Frankly, I find the graphic and coarse content on review boards to be a turn-off. It's also a bit of a legal gray area and I value my privacy much more than I value an online review.